Why Not Just Book One of Fort Lauderdale Tours?
Anyone who reads this blog will know that we are currently on our world trip our first stop being Fort Lauderdale in Florida. And what better way to see Fort Lauderdale than by taking one of the many tours. Me, hair flying back in the wind, a glass of wine in hand, children laughing maniacally at the fact that there is no wifi. I could see it all.
If you are a regular reader you will also know that we are on a super tight budget. If we wish to see the things we have set out to see then we have to stick to the rules. Like Glue. Harder when you are travelling with two teenagers than it was when it was just the two of us. But, just because you are watching the pennies, doesn’t mean you have to miss out on all the fun. Read about how we took a Fort Lauderdale water tour, ate lunch, hired bikes and drank wine – all for less than the cost of one ticket on one of the many super duper tours that are on offer within the city.
What is Fort Lauderdale, Florida Like?
Ft Lauderdale is hot and pretty big. The population is 179,000. Remember, I am a Taranaki girl where the population of New Plymouth is 76,000 and although we emigrated from Bath in the UK where the number of residents was 176,000 – that was a long time ago, so to me, Fort Lauderdale seems huge.
The buildings are towering and sleek, each nudging their way to the prime spot beside the pristine white sand beach. Kids ride around on bikes with no hands, no shirts and no helmets. There are swaying palm trees, parrots, geckos and white pavements. There are lots of muscle cars. And shops. Fort Lauderdale is surrounded by waterways. You can take a boat up the intercoastal from Fort Lauderdale all the way to New Jersey without having to go out into the ocean.
As you drive around you pass over numerous little bridges catching fleeting glimpses of the beautiful houses that line the exquisite waterways resembling Venice.
Apart From Fort Lauderdale Tours, What Else is There to do in Ft Lauderdale? Plenty.
We are very fortunate to have family living in Ft Lauderdale and so were spoilt with treats and wonderful days out that we otherwise couldn’t possibly have written into the budget. We have been taken to see alligators, geckos and have walked our legs off at Universal Studios in Orlando.
But on Saturday we found ourselves home alone in Ft Lauderdale to fend for ourselves. It was time to plan something for ourselves.
But What do you do in Fort Lauderdale on a Budget?
The kids very thoughtfully suggested we could just stay at home with the wifi all day but after I hinted that if this were the case they might want to do a homeschool project they flew to the door begging for mercy.
We have only been gone from New Zealand for two weeks. They are not ready to do schoolwork. Nor do I think they will ever be ready for it. I’ve told you before. I think I’m the only homeschooling mother in the world that has actually turned her children against learning. I hear all of these stories of how home educating children produces this wonderful hunger within them to learn. Wel,l I’m still sitting at the dinner table waiting for them to show up. I love homeschooling, I am a big fan, but you know what? Right now I’m schooled and teachered out. I’m having a break. But of course, I wouldn’t tell the kids that. If it means mentioning a project to get them out of the wifi sealed doorway, I’ll suggest it.
Remember, although December is Fort Lauderdale’s winter and everyone is always saying how the weather has cooled down, to us New Zealand softies it’s still bloody boiling.
The thought of trapesing around shopping malls with two sweaty teenagers and very little money is not my idea of fun and those waterways looked so inviting.
Why Not Take One of the Many Fort Lauderdale Tours?
There are expensive day cruises that you can take, but they are just that. Expensive. There are tons of malls and restaurants, but when you are on a world round trip you won’t be able to venture into those, no matter how many times the teenagers say please. Twenty dollars for a hoodie will give us three weeks bed and breakfast in India thank you very much.
And then we heard about the Water Taxi.
Enter the Fort Lauderdale Water Taxi.
Just what we were looking for.
A fleet of bright yellow water taxis open on the sides but covered on top to protect you from the sun or rain. These taxis are a genius and affordable way to see the city.
There are three scheduled routes that run the length of the city, each with their own designated stops. The Fort Lauderdale route, the Hollywood route and the new river route. The Fort Lauderdale route that we took has nine stops in total. You pay one fee and your pass is good for the whole day (and night). It starts running at 9.45 am and the last boat is 11 pm.
There are clearly marked stops at given stops. If you stayed on the boat and did the whole tour around the main Fort Lauderdale route without getting off, it would take you about three hours.
From the moment we stepped on to the boat I knew it was the right choice. It’s more like an exclusive tour boat than a taxi. Each boat has a guide that stands at the front of the boat giving a running commentary on everything as you go along. Yes! I was getting my home-schooling lesson without having to open my mouth.
What is there to see on the Fort Lauderdale Water Taxi?
You chug along at a gentle pace but not a boring one and watch all the super yachts gliding past you. Ladened with supermodels and their sugar daddies. The kid’s jaws were wide open – but not as much as mine. Then there are the houses. Worth billions of dollars, owned by movie stars and inventors of shampoo. The biggest cruise ship in the world was berthed. In the world. You can imagine how much that impressed the kids.
There are toilets and also a bar on board where you can buy alcoholic drinks, sodas, popcorn and crisps. All pretty reasonable too. $1 for a bottle of cold water and $5 for a glass of wine. I won’t lie. I was tempted. The thought of watching superyachts from the little yellow water cab with a glass of Sauvignon Blanc in my hand seemed a very attractive option, you know how I love my wine, but I resisted. Yes, it put me in a bad mood for about five minutes, sitting at the back of the boat resembling a water hog – but no matter, I’m a big girl. I got over it in no time.
Where to Eat While Taking the Water Taxi in Ft Lauderdale. (On a budget)
Teenagers have a habit of getting hungry so we hopped off the boat at stop 6. This is also where you get the connecting boat down to the Hollywood Florida area. I had looked on Trip Advisor and found a very highly rated deli so we gave it a try.
Walking anywhere in Ft Lauderdale is a mission. It is hot. Sonny is still in his thick black socks and his long pants. I swear that boy should have been raised in an igloo. The café was about a 12-minute walk from the boat stop and Sonny started to complain that his shoes were melting to his feet.
The New York Marina Deli serves HUGE sandwiches. The guy that runs it is from New York and is super friendly. Their motto is to make yourself at home and when S and T found there was free wifi they did just that. I think they were referring to the open tea, coffee and soda bar at the end of the counter where you can literally act as though you are at home. Just keep going back for more. Its all very relaxed and superb value for money. A HUGE sandwich fed two of us – and you know how a 16-year-old can eat. I won’t lie. He did ask for more but I said no. Free wifi and an unlimited amount of coffee. We would have been there all day.
We had to catch the next water taxi so I used that as my excuse and we bid adios to the New York deli and its free wifi charms, took our melting shoes and headed back to the water taxi.
Where did the Water Taxi Take you in the Afternoon?
We carried on down the river, all the while being told about the billionaire’s houses that lined the waterways. Jane Fonda had a place there, Samuel L Jackson – I think it was him. It might have been Spock from Star Treck – whatever, the houses are amazing to see. All I could think of was imagine cleaning that monster.
Hollywood District. Famous for the Margaritaville Hotel That Jimmy Buffet Sang about.
It was now the afternoon and Brian was keen to go and see the Jimmy Buffet hotel Margaritaville. It’s in a district called Hollywood and it is stop number 9. The whole area feels like a cross between California and Blackpool. Lots and lots of bars but rather than northerners wearing kiss me quick hats it is lined with beautifully tanned bodies in pink diamante thongs. All over fifty. It does wonders for your confidence.
The fantastic thing about this place is the 2.5-mile boardwalk that runs alongside the beach. Note, this is not a boardwalk. There are no boards. It is made of concrete and is called a broardwalk. It reminded me a little of the coastal walkway in Taranaki my hometown, that too has an amazing broadwalk, but whereas in Taranaki you have to watch out for crashing waves splashing you, here you have to look out for the 80-year-old guy on his rollerskates with a Chihuahua in his arms.
What is There to do in the Hollywood District with Teenagers? (On a budget)
The boardwalk is worth getting off the boat for. Its filled with free entertainment. I wish I lived in a country where you could wear your bikini and everyone didn’t flee in the opposite direction screaming for their lives. It would be so liberating.
Much to the kid’s delight, we all decided to hire some bikes to cruise the broardwalk. Its far too long to be able to walk the stretch and back again within an hour, which is when we were due to get back on to the boat to meet our relatives.
Hire Some Cruising Bikes and c-r-u-i-s-e.
Go to the bike rental shop at the entrance to the beach. The bikes are $12 for an hour or $7 for 30 minutes. A little tip for you. Go to the shop with your phone or camera and start doing a vlog (a video). We have a camera and microphone that Brian bought for our trip, with along with the travel drone. You can read about that here and watch one of our videos. We all love filming vlogs – I have only just started and to be honest can’t figure out how to edit them, but Sonny is a pro. So I bribe him nicely and he edits them for me. He’s a good boy that one. Even if he won’t stop eating and using all the wifi.
Go to the shop looking as though you are vlogging and the lovely lady might do for you what she did for me, let me have the bikes for an hour at the price of 30 mins! It was fabulous, they are the kind of bikes with the huge cow horn handlebars and a massive comfy seat. Perfect for my big squashy old bum. I’m sorry, you can keep your racer thin sleek looking bikes. Those seats give women like me cystitis. If there had been a spare chihuahua going, I would have put it in the basket on the front to make me feel all Hollywoody.
Cruise the Boardwalk like a Local for just $7.
We spent a bliss filled hour cruising up and down the boardwalk in the warm afternoon sunshine. The sea is a beautiful turquoise, the sand is white and the people? Well, just do it for the people. It’s worth every penny, and at $28 for the four of us, it was a bargain. The kids loved it. Each one of us must have had our own little fantasy going on. Tess was McKenzie Zeigler cruising to dance class, Sonny was Logan Paul on his way to gatecrash some crazy party, Brian was Jimmy Buffet -one hand on the handlebar, the other holding something tall and strong. And me? I was the wicked witch out of the Wizard of Oz peddling really fast with Toto in the basket. Trying to keep up with the kids. “I’ll get you, my pretties…I’ll get you and you WILL do that home-school project…”
Don’t Miss This Extra Treat on The Water Taxi.
The afternoon was fantastic and cheap. Perfect. We boarded the taxi just after 5 and were in for a further treat.
Between 5 pm and 7 pm, the wonderful Fort Lauderdale taxi offers a happy hour. And oh, how this made Mummy happy. Two glasses of wine, ( I was kind, I gave one to Brian) a coke, and an apple juice – $8. Plus, free popcorn. It was divine. The wine was cold, the sun was starting to set over Hollywood beach, the kids were tired from the bikes – still not too tired to scoff as much popcorn as they could manage, and all the while the friendly, funny staff on the boat giving us a light-hearted history lesson on Ft Lauderdale. I didn’t want the ride to stop. It was perfect.
If you are lucky enough to visit Ft Lauderdale in December you will catch the holiday lights. As I said, your ticket for the water taxi is good for the whole day and night, meaning that you can hop on at night and cruise up and down in the warm evening breeze feasting your eyes on the lavishly decorated houses and yachts. And they are impressive. I can’t think of any better way to see them than from the water.
The Cost of Our Water Taxi?
And with tickets priced at $26 for adults and $12 for children aged 5 -11, it’s an affordable option for those on a budget. If you just fancy the happy hour and the Christmas lights tour, hop on after 5 pm and it will only cost you $16 to cruise all night.
The whole day, including water taxi, lunch, bike hire and happy hour boat drinks cost less than a single ticket on one of the flash tour boat cruises that are on offer in Fort Lauderdale.
I’m going to track down the guide that held my children’s interest with his historical stories for so long and I’m packing him in my suitcase. Out with the chihuahua and in with the water taxi guide.
Now. Where’s my pink diamante thong?…
We were happy to have been guests of the Water taxi. Thank you for an amazing day.