Teeth Fixed, Bones Bent. How we Saved $$ in Thailand

Teeth Fixed, Bones Bent. How we Saved $$ in Thailand

Trusting our Teeth to Thailand and paying to be pummelled.

After three weeks in Chiang Mai, Thailand, Liz and Brian are smiling from ear to ear.

Their bones have been pummeled, their teeth nicely drilled, and they have a ton of cash to spend in weird restaurants…

In this week’s show, the couple share all about having their teeth fixed with a dentist in Thailand, the full Thai massage experience, and eating out in weird restaurants.

 

Enjoy!

Liz and Brian x

 

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Losing it (all) in Thailand

Losing it (all) in Thailand

Combining much-needed dental work with a holiday, Liz and Brian left New Zealand and are in Thailand for a month.

Brought to you from their bedroom in Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand, they are ready to share the story of how they went from feeling utterly stressed and wound up like a screw to feeling chilled and relaxed and floppy like a pair of braless breasts.

Find out what Liz and Brian are doing in Chiang Mai to relax, what happened at the airport, and why the smell of sandalwood might probably make Liz sick forever.

Liz goes braless; Brian goes commando, and the taxi driver’s wife goes without saying. Thank you for being with us in Thailand!

Enjoy!

Liz and Brian x

 

 

 

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Could THIS Be The Best Breakfast in Thailand?

Could THIS Be The Best Breakfast in Thailand?

Imagine this.

You are spending five weeks in Asia with your husband, and you’ve just taken an overnight train from Bangkok to Chian Mai in Thailand. You’re no spring chicken, and those trains aren’t the smoothest of rides. You’re husband’s been up all night complaining that his back is killing him.

“It feels like it’s about to go into spasm”. He moans.

The train rattles along. The night creeps on.  One, two, three o’clock in the morning. Still no sleep. You’re starving, but there is no buffet cart on this train. Far too basic for that.

You get off the train at six thirty in the morning. Your eyes are gritty, your mood is rotten, and your stomach is empty.

Politely refusing rides from the local songthaew drivers, you make your way across the street carrying your heavy pack. Looking with envy at the sensible travellers who have cases with wheels.

There is a Seven-Eleven opposite the railway station. Good. You’ll buy a coffee and try and put some life back into your fifty-one-year-old body.

Next to the entrance to the Seven-Eleven, you notice a street food stand. A small table with a blue umbrella. There is a woman. She is holding a frying pan over a flame.  Shaking it this way and that. Next to her is a basket of eggs and lots of little pots filled with different things. Chilli and lemongrass. Spring onions and garlic. Fish oil and soy.

There is a sign. “50 Thai baht omelette”. Sod it, you think. Why not? How bad can a woman cooking eggs at the side of the road next to the train station be?

You order the omelette and wait. “One egg or two?” she asks. Two, please. And make sure you include the yolk. No white-egg-only-healthy-faddy-rubbish-diet for me. 

Your husband is getting agitated. Should he call a Grab? Why didn’t we wait until we got to the Condo and THEN order some breakfast? Where’s the tiger balm?

You ignore him and look away. You are ravenous and need food. Now. The next time your husband opens his mouth, you might just stab him in the neck with a chopstick. You don’t function well without sleep.

You stand and wait. Patiently. Smelling the smells. The morning Thai sunshine warms you from the ankles up. Soothing you’re tiredness and melting your crankiness. The aroma of salty fish sauce and zingy lime juice wafts to your nose. The woman breaks the eggs. Never letting go of her metal spatula. 

You watch. Mesmerized. Like watching your mother peel the potatoes for the chips. Within minutes the meal is ready. You and the woman exchange glances. It’s almost as if she knows.  She spoons a slice of sticky rice into a polystyrene container and flips the sizzling omelette on top. She hands you your breakfast and smiles.

You open your mouth. The omelette is soft and crispy with crispy burnt bits on the edges. Salty and sour. Perfectly cooked. The onions give just the right amount of bite. The flavours rush to the top of your nose, lifting your taste buds. One, two, three mouthfuls. Each better than the last. Pure and simple deliciousness.

I have been travelling all over the world for thirty years, and that omelette, my friend, was the most memorable breakfast to date. 

Thank you for reading. To hear more about my and my husband’s adventures as we travel around the world, making a living online and trying to pretend that we’re cool and don’t hate each other, then we would love it if you’d listen to our weekly podcast: “It’s a Drama!”.

Until then, go and find that lady and have an omelette for me.

Woman waiting for her breakfast omelette to be cooked in Thailand

Waiting for the best breakfast in Thailand

 

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Overnight Train from Bangkok to Chiang Mai. (What They Don’t Tell You).

Overnight Train from Bangkok to Chiang Mai. (What They Don’t Tell You).

Taking overnight transport can either be super romantic or hell on earth.

The Bangkok Chiang Mai train was both. Read this honest review on the overnight train from Bangkok to Chiang Mai and decide which category your trip will fall into.

Firstly, congratulations on choosing to visit the more one of the most beautiful and underrated destinations in Thailand. Chiang Mai is simply stunning, and with so many free things to do, is a budget travellers paradise.

If you are looking for ways to travel from Bangkok to Chiang Mai (or the other way around – Chiang Mai to Bangkok) then you have a few options.

Your choice will depend on your time limit, your budget and finally (and this is a biggy)  your sense of adventure.

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The Sticky Waterfall in Chiang Mai. A Bizarre Experience!

The Sticky Waterfall in Chiang Mai. A Bizarre Experience!

Chiang Mai is an enchanting and beautiful city in Northen Thailand. A university city that buzzes with excitement and possibility.  It is a destination that holds many unique strings to its bow –  one of those being The Sticky Waterfall, also known as Bua Tong Waterfalls.

My family and I arrived in Chiang Mai after a long and sleepless night on the overnight train from Bangkok. It was October and it was hot.

Very hot.

We were all desperate for some cool shade and a place to relax – without spending a fortune. We spoke to a few locals and found the answer we were looking for.

The Sticky Waterfalls.

Sticky Waterfall Chiang Mai is a local secret. It is hidden in the Si Lanna National Park and makes the perfect day trip to escape for a few hours and relax in Thailand with the local people.

I have a secret travel tip that I want to share with you further down the post – (the one that everyone else misses!) (more…)

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